Long Covid Test is Free

I knew that dogs could be trained to sniff out both Colds and Flu in humans, and as soon as I heard of the outbreak of Covid 19 in China I got all police and Royal Family dogs on the planet trained to sniff out Covid 19, the Conservative government in the UK withheld the fact that there was a life saving test at the very beginning of the Covid 19 pandemic. A while later, while suffering from Long Covid brain fog and the added difficulty associated with it, I managed to get all police and Royal Family dogs trained to sniff out Long Covid too. The Conservative government have kept this from the people as well. “Experts” in the press are often quoted as saying that there is no test for long Covid, it is a lie. So get yourself tested for Covid 19 and Long Covid for free.

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After I got all police and Royal Family dogs trained to sniff out Covid 19 in 2020, and then long Covid shortly after, Prime Minister Boris Johnson did not tell us about my inventions. It then took him three years to come out with a long Covid test for all sufferers, it was a carbon copy of the Dementia test that the NHS uses, now the NHS cannot tell the two apart. John Prescott challenged the Prime Minister on this, and Boris walked out of the House of Commons rather than answer. I campaign for all politicians to have a minimum IQ of 150 and I think that you can see why.