Long Covid Test is Free

I knew that dogs could be trained to sniff out both Colds and Flu in humans, and as soon as I heard of the outbreak of Covid 19 in China I got all police and Royal Family dogs on the planet trained to sniff out Covid 19, the Conservative government in the UK withheld the fact that there was a life saving test at the very beginning of the Covid 19 pandemic. A while later, while suffering from Long Covid brain fog and the added difficulty associated with it, I managed to get all police and Royal Family dogs trained to sniff out Long Covid too. The Conservative government have kept this from the people as well. “Experts” in the press are often quoted as saying that there is no test for long Covid, it is a lie. So get yourself tested for Covid 19 and Long Covid for free.