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Long Covid Test is Free


I knew that dogs could be trained to sniff out both Colds and Flu in humans, and as soon as I heard of the outbreak of Covid 19 in China I got all police and Royal Family dogs on the planet trained to sniff out Covid 19, the Conservative government in the UK withheld the fact that there was a life saving test at the very beginning of the Covid 19 pandemic. A while later, while suffering from Long Covid brain fog and the added difficulty associated with it, I managed to get all police and Royal Family dogs trained to sniff out Long Covid too. The Conservative government have kept this from the people as well. “Experts” in the press are often quoted as saying that there is no test for long Covid, it is a lie. So get yourself tested for Covid 19 and Long Covid for free.

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After I got all police and Royal Family dogs trained to sniff out Covid 19 in 2020, and then long Covid shortly after, Prime Minister Boris Johnson did not tell us about my inventions. It then took him three years to come out with a long Covid test for all sufferers, it was a carbon copy of the Dementia test that the NHS uses, now the NHS cannot tell the two apart. John Prescott challenged the Prime Minister on this, and Boris walked out of the House of Commons rather than answer. I campaign for all politicians to have a minimum IQ of 150 and I think that you can see why.

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Relief from Brain Fog

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I have had Long Covid brain fog since 2020. It has been awful. I believe that too much sleep is as bad for the brain as too little and have cut my night time sleep from 11 hours to 8 in two stages with six months apart, at the rate of 15 minutes less per week. I have then cut my naps from an hour to 30 minutes in the same way, and feel much better for it. I hope that everyone with brain fog, for whatever the reason, will give this a try.


 

IQ Loss and Incontinence

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The IQ loss that is caused by Long Covid is ten IQ points. As the average IQ is 100, this is knocking the average patient down to 90. This is not enough to keep fully continent, and many Long Covid patients have the symptom of incontinence, the two are related. To remedy both logical progression is what is needed, as it increases IQ. Prison Chaplains in the UK play an MP3 file of logical progression to all those wishing to listen, it increases IQ up to 1,000 and stops re-offending. We can end this brain damage and end learning difficulties as well; it should be played in all schools.

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