Primary Menstrual Cramps can be a debilitating problem for some 10% of women. Conventional treatment can even be as drastic as exploratory surgery whilst looking for a cure. A less intrusive solution is available. Orgasm from masturbation has been found to relieve the painful symptoms of menstrual cramps. Whilst it is not always convenient to masturbate for the necessary five minutes until the pain subsides, hands free masturbation is still possible. In order to do this one simply has to clench and then relax the vagina repeatedly for five minutes. After three and a half minutes the pain begins to subside, and goes completely in five. With this method no one need know of the discomfort being suffered, and the pain soon goes.    

Do not try this whilst driving or operating heavy machinery.

Other Uses of 'Hands Free' Masturbation

Pheromones are given off during the sexual stimulation of women, which I have noticed decrease the IQ of men at various speeds depending on the man. (This phenomena explains why lesbians are renowned as better bedroom conversationalists.) The men that are the most slow to be affected by the pheromones are the ones tending to be the most sexual in terms of such things as wayward sex lives.

What this phenomena does is to allow women to manipulate men in confined areas, once their IQ has dropped the men can be propositioned more easily. This is the first time that pheromones have been proven to exist.