The conditioning needed in order to get an orgasmic nose are both 'Hands Free' masturbation until orgasm, (the tightening and relaxing of vaginal muscles for five minutes until vaginal orgasm occurs) and also to then stroke the nose while having the orgasm. After three orgasms while stroking the nose in succession I have found that women are then able to have orgasms whenever their nose is stroked. The common cold can then become fun. Masturbation has been reported in 'New Scientist' magazine as cutting the intensity of pain by some 80%, and this phenomena has been used for reducing pain in child birth. It is conceivable that the orgasmic nose could be used in the same way, but would be more instant than 'Hands Free' in everyday use. With this invention menstrual cramps can become a thing of the past, and it is a fast treatment. I have not tested this invention on men but cannot see why it would not work.

The method of getting an orgasmic nose is based on the work of Russian scientist Ivan Pavlov. Ivan Pavlov studied reflexes, automatic behaviour that is caused by a stimulus from the environment. Some reflexes, such as blinking your eyes when a puff of air comes in it, or the sucking of a baby when something is put in his/her mouth. This automatic behaviour can be manipulated. This is called conditioning. In this conditioning process, a unconditional stimulus is given to a person. This stimulus causes a reflex on its own. When the unconditional stimulus is now given to the person together with a stimulus that does not cause a reflex on its own. Thus, an unconditional stimulus is given together with a conditional stimulus. Because the presence of the unconditional stimulus, the reflex is caused. This process of stimulus-response is repeated for a number of times. After a while, the unconditional stimulus is not offered any more. Only the conditional stimulus is offered. Because of the repeated association of the unconditional and the conditional stimulus, the conditional stimulus will now cause the reflex on its own. Classical conditioning is succeeded.

Do not try this whilst driving or operating heavy machinery.